Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.

John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.

by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010

awkeard

like retard.

pronounced awe-kard

a retard whos retardedness, is that far retarded that its mean to pay them out...

haha you spastic retard you cant spell.

- thats mean

- no its ok hes an awkeard

by mikt10 April 22, 2010

awkwardapult

n. any kind of awkward movement especially occurs when attempting to leap over an obsticle that is not cleared completely.

Jim stupidly took the most direct route and awkwardapulted himself over a row of chairs. As a result Jim knocked over the chairs and injured himself.

In an attempt to escape the conversation about of STDs Tim awkardapulted himself away from his friend who thought to himself ''WTF?''

by gurustyle June 23, 2010

Awkwardicilious

A higher level of awkard.

For example this convo is so awkwardicilious.
Or you are so awkwardicilious.

by Tallilicious August 6, 2010

Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.

"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****

by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010

awkward stops

a Mainly AnDrogenous frienD who likEs to play with Balls of multiplE coLors and Loves to Eat macaRoni.

There are so many awkward stops in my gym class that i dont even know what to do with myself; they panic every time we engage in a friendly game of dodgeball.

by Yoda Status Lover December 4, 2010

awkward bush

A bush that needs to be trimmed up... ALOT.

She had such an awkward bush, it gave me rugburn.

by ascott11 January 23, 2011