Adam was diagnosed with Autism at 5 and went through many special need courses until he decided to be homeschooled until when he was a teen, and was bullied for being the weird kid in HS. He was mostly seen wearing khaki pants, a blue shirt (He liked to step over his boundaries and wear one with white stripes) and he was also known to carry a briefcase.
Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.
It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.
On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.
Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.
It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.
On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.
Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
by Spergs June 19, 2023
Get the Adam Lanzamug. A very funny guy, who used to work for SNL.
His movies include, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The WaterBoy, Mr. Deeds, Anger Management, 50 First Dates, The Longest Yard, Click, and many more.
My favorite one is 50 First Dates!
His movies include, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The WaterBoy, Mr. Deeds, Anger Management, 50 First Dates, The Longest Yard, Click, and many more.
My favorite one is 50 First Dates!
by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008
Get the adam sandlermug. When you put your penis in a man's anus for the first time.
A TRUE Up In Adam would be having a sexual encounter with a man for the first time, then putting your penis in his anus.
A TRUE Up In Adam would be having a sexual encounter with a man for the first time, then putting your penis in his anus.
I've always wanted to have sex with another man, so I finally went Up In Adam last Friday.
I've had sex with many girls before, but I want to go Up In Adam this weekend.
I've had sex with many girls before, but I want to go Up In Adam this weekend.
by ExpertEntrepreneur August 3, 2011
Get the Up In Adammug. A crazy ict teacher who breaks computer mouses and blames it on the students to not get sacked. She doesn't know how to speak english because shes a Turkish immigrant that bribed the head teacher to let her teach. She is not rated
by Its.scr November 20, 2019
Get the Ms Adamsmug. A term used in Counter-Strike: Source, when a player amasses a total score of zero throughout an entire half of a scrimmage. The term is a ploy on the word, 'atom-bomb' first used to reference the particularly bad play of one, Adam Boeving.
by Johnny Cagerage April 2, 2009
Get the Adam Bombmug. They are having an "Adam & Steve" affair
by xezzarus October 9, 2008
Get the [Adam & Steve]mug. When the man is masterbating himself and the woman chokes his neck until he is red in the face. After that the woman or man (I don't care about your preference) releases his or her grip right before ejaculation. This gives the man an angry look on his face and a great explosion of love juice.
by fishsticks 15 January 29, 2008
Get the angry adammug.