Tech

A tech is the nike jacket that came out and has everyone thinking they dripped out in it

This dude Blake always wearing his $130 techs and they aren’t nice!!

by techmas2022 January 11, 2022

flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

by flute tech. February 6, 2009

green piggy tech

green piggy tech gets funding but isn't the best thing out there in terms of tech solutions and distance formulas

moose tech is better than green piggy tech

by green piggy June 11, 2025

tech shaming

When you shame someone for having too many electronics. Much like slut shaming but for tech

"Wow Matt, why do you have so many wireless headphones and laptops?"
"Fuck Mariana, stop tech shaming me"

by techbrooo December 9, 2016

tech swag

when teching continuously in quick succession.

::In Super Smash Bros. Melee::

"Did you see all those techs he pulled? that is some tech swag right thurr"

by 2LGT January 3, 2014

Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.

Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."

by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025

baba tech

It s the persian name. It s means that the father of technology.

You can use in the end of conversation.
You are the best programmer. oh Baba Tech

by Shaabi May 1, 2021