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noodle salad

When a woman or man takes multiple limp dicks in the mouth at the same time.
Honey would you like to have some friends come over so you can choke on noodle salad?
by Smelf April 6, 2016
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Nasty Salad

When one is tossing a girl's salad and finds a hemorrhoid.
I thought I was going to have a good night, until I found her nasty salad.
by SRSTD April 22, 2009
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pasta salad

a term of endearment for people you like to fuck around with
Person 1: I’m sorry
Person 2: No apologies, pasta salad.
by nero hsub December 5, 2018
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Dolphin Salad

When a dolphin is captured and turned into tuna, and made into a salad, aka a 100% Dolphin tuna salad.
Omg this Dolphin Salad tastes great with ranch!
by Dolphinsalad December 7, 2014
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Russian Salad

You take a Vodka Sprite enema then rub a lime on your butthole and punch a comrade.
My wife made me a Russian salad last night. I love communism.
by Mr eason July 19, 2019
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Salad shooter

A vegitarian who has diaria.
My girlfriend was a Salad shooter yesterday.
by Leon February 27, 2003
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salad day

The only day of the week that a proletariat goes to the local Subway or McDonald's to eat their lunch, usually salad, instead of bringing their lunch from home.
I'm a proletariat working in a warehouse and my current salad day is Wednesday; I go to the local Subway to get a salad.
by Sexydimma March 10, 2015
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