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Ego Snack

A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.
Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."

Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023
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Snack factory

1. Someone who's rough on the outside, but sends out good vibes.

2. A woman who pumps out many massively attractive and stylish babies or (snacks)
1. My homie is a whole snack factory.

2. Hey girl, you wanna be my snack factory?
by Teedbear Joe May 11, 2018
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100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.
“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018
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Crack snack

The act of licking or sucking or making out with the rim of your partner's anus to provide sexual pleasure and release.
Hey girl, you hungry for some crack snack after the Mumford concert?
by fantasticmsfox January 1, 2018
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Bribery snacks

These are the types of snacks you have probably experienced or at least seen once in your life, and they are basically defined by the name. In other words, these are snacks that you see at a booth or a stand belonging to a company. Not to be confused with free samples (though it's a little similar), these are not snacks from the company but things such as brownies/cookies, typical Halloween candy, chips, and generic unhealthy food. These are all things that a company does at those stands to remind you of them as you eat the bribery snack. Though of course you'll take it because it's free (even if you'll have to listen to the people at the stand talking and you nodding your head even though you have no idea what they are talking about). If you still don't understand this, please read about free samples.
Man 1: So how was your day at the mall yesterday?
Man 2: Didn't really buy anything but I got some bribery snacks.
Man 1: Sick! Got any you can share with me?
by anonymous November 10, 2022
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bobby snack

another term for a beer. named for a gentleman in my home town who loved pbr or i guess whatever kind of beer he could get his hands on.
i think i will have another bobby snack please.
by mike wood December 23, 2006
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Scooby Snacks

Slang for LSD or "Little Scooby Doo". Everybody loves Scooby Snacks!
Greg: "I tripped my fucking balls off last night."

Fred: "Dude. You gotta give me some of those Scooby Snacks!"
by Lets_Do_Scooby_Snacks January 25, 2016
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