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Traffic Jesus

A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.
Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."

Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."
by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017
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Marcos (Jesus)

The reincarnation of Jesus with long hair who is hella smart he fr a full on genuis who doesn't let you flirt with him who would never date someone with low intelligence
Marcos (Jesus)
: No you have a boyfriend
by aaagrimage November 20, 2019
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prison Jesus

“Ones whom looks like a “prisonJesus
By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!
by COLEPEDERSON November 4, 2022
mugGet the prison Jesusmug.

flow jesus

When a christian boy has long flowing hair.
by Flow Jesus February 26, 2022
mugGet the flow jesusmug.

Jesus Wheeled

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
by Bg1981 January 2, 2014
mugGet the Jesus Wheeledmug.

Cup Of Jesus

Looks like this is going to be a crazy day today I need a cup of Jesus
by Random Chick June 6, 2015
mugGet the Cup Of Jesusmug.

feet to jesus

having sex with a woman, a sexual referance.

Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky
Corey:did u have sex with your girl yet
ME:hell yeah i put her feet to jesus
by themjc96 January 4, 2012
mugGet the feet to jesusmug.

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