German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

German Toothbrush

Slang; referring to a threesome in sexual nature, consisting of two females and one male, where one female is penetrated anally by the male and he removes his penis and is then defecated upon. The second female is then presented a stool-covered penis, to which she orally receives (like a toothbrush)

A German Toothbrush is defined as; Roy was banging Shelly in the ass and after he took it out, she shit on his dick and then Roy had Mindy give him a BJ, eating it all.

by Riles_Silmaril April 1, 2021

German beer

Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way

by Czech lady October 18, 2020

German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.

American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020

German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.

He did the ol' German Slip, eh?

by headshotcraft April 19, 2023

German Air_Raid

Conducting a German Air_Raid ( aka Throwing the Red Barons hat) is The act of replacing the meat byproduct in a polish sausage with something bile, like a plastic wrapped turd, then proceeding to serve it on a Red Baron pizza and throwing it off like a frisbee a someone who is Jewish. : Throwing a bile encased sausage by itself while frowning at a Jew is known as a Luftwaffe Dive-Bomb or Luftwaffe Assault

Terry cleaned out the septic tank last Tuesday, and decided to go downtown and initiate a German Air_Raid on a Jewish prohibitionists on pork and chilly group: Horacio was so mad at me, he threw The Red Barons Hat into the synagogue

by BufasMovingCo. June 19, 2019

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017