a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.
symptoms include:
- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.
there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.
symptoms include:
- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.
there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.
"HEY PENNY!"
"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."
"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."
by JeVicSchi March 29, 2011
Dim Sum Fever is when a Caucasian male is attracted to a Chinese or other Asian female, for their high intelligence, tan skin, slanted eyes, tight little derrieres, and legendary math skills.
by Smedley Rhyse-Frockmorton May 25, 2022
The disease you tell your friends, co-workers and boss that you have when you stay home from school to play Halo Reach. The person with Halo Reach Fever usually wont include the word "Halo"
Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?
Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.
Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.
Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
by Joe Grindle October 12, 2010
Shiny metal fever is the human condition in which we are predisposed to feel the urge to procure the newest, flashiest consumer technology.
I just got the new droid, but the new iphone has slo mo, so i need one of those as well. I got shiny metal fever.
by Curltastrophe April 26, 2014
A generic term for a government-sponsored computer virus designed to surveil, search, seize, corrupt, disrupt, or destroy free speech work product or free speech activities. The term references Fort Meade, the Headquarters of the US National Security Agency (NSA).
Help! I criticized my government's domestic spying program and now my computer has come down with a case of Fort-Meade Fever.
by American_Civil_Rights_Guy_USA January 19, 2013
by ChameleonDragon March 06, 2020