face pic

A photo predominantly of your face, similar to a portrait photo showing your head and shoulders.

"Do you have a face pic so I can see what you look like?"

by Jay Greenfield August 7, 2018

couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch

Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!

by hotgochu February 3, 2019

Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.

The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.

by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018

cookie-faced

term coined by rapper Busdriver, meaning high off of weed.

Cookie-faced about to go through security

by fmasters September 2, 2019

two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.

U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!

by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017

Coffee face

A definition for a person who looks like he/she drastically needs a few cups of coffee to wake up or keep himself/herself together.

Every monday he is such a coffee face whole day...

by Zurrus January 22, 2017

Snorkel face

When the guy has a boner, the girl holds it pointing toward the ceiling and places her top lip near the head and sloooowllly moves it down toward the balls. Her top lip gets caught on the dick shaft and flips upward, her mouth looking like she's wearing a snorkel mask. When she talks with her lip pulled upwards it looks how it would if she was talking wearing a snorkel mask.

Bobby (to Mikey): Dude, Cindy snorkel faced me last night.

Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?

Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"

And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.

by JAIMLEY February 13, 2020