Porn child

A child that is made during a porno.

Or

A person that has a slutty friend that the person calls porn mom so they become porn child.

Alora is a porn child. Kelsey is her porn mom.

by Achinney11 May 5, 2015

Fatherless child

LGBTQ people.

Emma: hey did you hear the news. I’m gay.
Tyrone:hey do you know your dad?
Emma:No
Tyrone: I knew you were a Fatherless child

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

Child Detection Agency

(a.k.a. CDA) Monstropolis's only protection from the threat of serious infection from human childrens' possessions... or far worse: a human child itself. (Monsters, Inc.)

CDA Agent: We can neither confirm or deny the presence of a human child.

by DanMat6288 May 6, 2004

do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".

- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!

by phlegmat March 22, 2005

Child Support Mom

(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.

Cristie M. is a Child Support Mom!

by Droker March 12, 2009

November love child

Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.

Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!

by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"

My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.

by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017