Rub Your Paycheck Where It Hurts

Response given to someone who is annoyed at all the extra time they've been putting in at work even though they are being compensated for it.

Rob was whining about putting in a 60 hour work week so I told him to "rub your paycheck where it hurts"

by Calihog July 27, 2009

Blowing bubbles out your ass

Bullshitter, Someone who lies about important facts.
Wasting other peoples time.

"Stop Blowing Bubbles out your ass and tell me what's really going on here!."

by Paulodox6 September 23, 2013

im just slapping your flaps

1. it is the opposite of im just busting your balls and or female version of im just busting your balls.

2.it is a quick comeback to make fun of a guy implieing he doesnt have his manhood instead he has a vajj.

your friend is getting vagitated with something you said and you reply its ok buddy im just slapping your flaps.

by shoosterjama July 30, 2009

National finger your girlfriend day

On october 2nd it is finger your girlfriend day and your girlfriend cant stop you no matter what

Happy fingering

On national finger your girlfriend day i fingered my girlfriend

by Totally Not Jackson October 1, 2018

bong out with your dong out

To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.

"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."

by OsirusR November 10, 2009

double-click your own mouse

the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand

Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."

by Nick D September 25, 2003

pound sand up your ass

A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.

Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"

by jsd9632 January 8, 2012