when at a party/school disco, two male teenage(often univited friends (best mates and loners) who arent getting into the party and generally have distain for the music played or hosts of the party, often by shouting "two man mosh pit!", start moshing and jumping into eachother violently for a brief period startling the people sitting on sofas singing to girls aloud.
"Hey Ed, why did we go to this girls party. The music sucks"
"You know what I'm thinking?"
"TWO MAN MOSH PIT!"
"You know what I'm thinking?"
"TWO MAN MOSH PIT!"
by Billy Messerschmitt October 26, 2008
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It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.
It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.
by Ultamik3y and his Honda Civic September 1, 2021
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While Mike and Zach were bathing Mike felt a sexual urge, Zach did not, but Mike forced him to perform anyway.To reap sweet revenge Zach let his bowls loose and produced a most fabulous Portugese Man Of War in Mike's bath tub
by Jizack February 18, 2005
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Urban Dictionary editors chose NOT to publish your submission which you worked very hard on. Instead, they have killed all your friends and burned down a pet cemetary. Ha-ha.
"MAN, FUCK YOU GUYS!"
"MAN, FUCK YOU GUYS!"
by Rusty Was Here January 29, 2007
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Get the Alaskan Fu-Man-Chu mug.a man who's muscles are practically about to rip out of his skin and veins are showing as though they are surfaced at the skin..
by James Lowe May 7, 2004
Get the world's strongest man mug.Anyone who replies sarcastically or in words with no meaning to another individual attempting to make a group gathering.
Mostly occurs over social media in group chats such as Snapchat and Instagram, or said allowed in person.
The phrase is to be said in response to the replier in order to undercut their sarcastic attitude.
Mostly occurs over social media in group chats such as Snapchat and Instagram, or said allowed in person.
The phrase is to be said in response to the replier in order to undercut their sarcastic attitude.
by NoImAidan October 19, 2019
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