1 man 1 jar

One of the most legendary shock videos on the internet. Probably don't watch it.

It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.

Person 1: Have you seen 1 man 1 jar?
Person 2: Yes, unforunately

by Ultamik3y and his Honda Civic September 1, 2021

Portugese Man of war

This shit right here is when you make the saix in a bath tub, or pool.Request to be on the bottom and while your lover is hittin' that shit you leave leave a heapin' pile of doo-doo in the basin of the tub.

While Mike and Zach were bathing Mike felt a sexual urge, Zach did not, but Mike forced him to perform anyway.To reap sweet revenge Zach let his bowls loose and produced a most fabulous Portugese Man Of War in Mike's bath tub

by Jizack February 18, 2005

Man, fuck you guys!

Phrase. The first words that usually exit my mouth whenever I discover Urban Dictionary editors chose not to publish my submission. Also applicable when directed to your crappy football team, kids who won't let you into their secret club, and your television when you're drunk and Erin Esurance won't make out with Keira Knightley.

Urban Dictionary editors chose NOT to publish your submission which you worked very hard on. Instead, they have killed all your friends and burned down a pet cemetary. Ha-ha.
"MAN, FUCK YOU GUYS!"

by Rusty Was Here January 29, 2007

Alaskan Fu-Man-Chu

When a guy ejaculates on another guys beard while he is sleeping.

Did you see Steve yet? I gave him a nasty Alaskan Fu-Man-Chu last night!

by Stifler! March 16, 2009

world's strongest man

a man who's muscles are practically about to rip out of his skin and veins are showing as though they are surfaced at the skin..

That bitch looks like he's the strongest man in the world!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.

"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"

by HonourandIntegrity October 6, 2019

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018