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National punch your sibling day

July 12th is national punch your sibling day! (If you don’t already do it every day) today is your day to shine! If you don’t have a sibling punch yourself because only children are pussy’s.
Person one: I can’t wait to punch my sibling! On national punch your sibling day!

Person two: I already do that everyday man!

Person three: I’m a pussy I don’t have a sibling
by Benny19 July 11, 2018
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May I push in your stool

Peter: Hey Jowie may I push in your stool
Jowie: Only if i can oush your in as well
Peter:I am a top bitch
by GayBar July 26, 2003
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National embarrass your friends day

October 29th is national embarrass your friends day. On this day, you can post funny, embarrassing, or cute pictures of your friends.
I'm so excited for national embarrass your friends day.
by queeeeeenn October 29, 2019
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tongue punch your fart box

You are amazing, I'm going to tongue punch your fart box later tonite.
by Sparty911 September 1, 2016
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Shut Your Bitch Ass Up

When you're being a fat annoying whore and someone points it out, usually used by nigga accent and sometimes by a white cunt who tries to act black.
Kid: "But Dad I want that"
Dad: "Sorry honey, I don't have my wallet with me"
Kid: "But Daddy... I REALLY WANT THAT" (Keeps repeating and crying)
Dad: "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS"

Nigga: "Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
McDonalds Employee: "Sorry sir wh-"
Nigga: "Shut your bitch ass up"
by PseudonymNiggaPenis August 7, 2019
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Goku just does, plain and simple, you can't argue with it.
"did you know Goku solos your favorite verse?"
"yeah."
by MadeToasty November 28, 2021
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Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

Translation for you Millennial Boomers:

Sticking out yo money maker for your financial advisors & investors (bf/gf / fwb / sugar daddy / pimp, etc.), you’re so cute & silly, you’re such a snack, I just want to be your sigma male personification

Gyatt -> Gawdamn that’s a nice ass!
Rizzler -> Someone who has good pickup game
Skibidi -> Skibidi toilet meme. Also the skibidi bop song
Fanum tax -> taking a piece of food from your roommate whenever you walk in. In this context it also means you're a snack!
sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤣😂🥰
your so skibidi 🤑😝
ur so fanum tax 🥰😛
i just wanna bi yur sigma 🥰
freaking come here 🤗🤤
give me your Ohio 👅🍑👀

- Add ya boi on TikTok 👇🏼
by AGorrila October 11, 2023
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