The Zombies are Coming

A phrase from the popular game 'Plants VS Zombies', usually proceeded by intense anal or vaginal sex. This is usually done by a zombie or can be done by that shooty pea fucker with shoots you with the peas in your penis/vagina/booty hole. You will usually be killed by the end of this happening

John: Hey! Watch out! The zombies are coming!

Richard: (Being fucked by that pea fucker)

by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022

yo wanna play cod zombies?

A phrase said when you really need a partner in cod zombies but it's been a decade since the game released.

"Yo wanna play cod zombies?"
"Cold war?"
"Nah world at war"
"Don't have it."
"Oh"

by E2Nova December 4, 2021

zombie

Howard Stern fan.

So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.

me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him

by A Communist October 11, 2006

Nazi Zombies

A game mode which is unlocked after the completion of the Call of Duty 5: World at War single player mode. It is the only fun part of the game (and the only part that wasn't in call of duty 4

The Nazi Zombies went Booga booga booga booga and ate my brain

by youzzer March 19, 2009

zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

by Team Retro September 21, 2008

zombiefuck

A person so drunk they walk around hunchback style, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.

That drunk zombiefuck stumbled out onto the road and got mashed by that tractor trailer.

by scottydabody69 February 12, 2006

zombie cunt

the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth

Fuck off zombie cunt!! Her sex life came back to life like she had a zombie cunt.

by AW & IIIM40 November 1, 2008