boner breasts

A woman's erect nipples seen through a shirt or otherwise.
Check out her boner breasts!!!
by jultsygirl February 04, 2010
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jeans boner

When your jeans wrinkle up to make it look like you have a hard-on. Normally when sitting.
"Hay guys, Steve has a boner!"
"Very funny guys, its just a jeans boner"
by TheHastieLanyon June 04, 2014
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Music Boner

It's like an affection erection.

On your heart.

But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.

And it effects your heart and your mind.

*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!

Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
by mayhem_kidd February 03, 2014
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Boner Bonus

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus
Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."
by FreddyCask April 25, 2011
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pupil boner

When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples
Lew: I got a migraine headache from the pupil boner Jackie's tits gave me.
by MPT 69 February 06, 2021
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Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.
Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.
by theindiearmy August 10, 2011
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throner boner

A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.

also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
'what are you doing sunday night?'

"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'

'Did you see last weeks' episode?'

"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
by BuffaloGal87 January 11, 2015
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