The act of shitting in the pocket your hand. Followed by you slapping the face of your partner making it look like they've been slapped by a cave man with filthy hands.
"Tilly was extremely upset about the Caveman Slap she had recieved hours earlier because it still smelt horrid."
"Cletus suffered severe cramps from laughing so hard after he slapped Tilly in the face with a handfull of shit, caveman slap style."
"Cletus suffered severe cramps from laughing so hard after he slapped Tilly in the face with a handfull of shit, caveman slap style."
by Dal-Dal October 11, 2006
by kemlebder March 31, 2020
by Booger Balls May 02, 2010
The act of pouring a small (you dont wanna waste) quantity of beer into the palm of your hand and then slapping someone. The beer makes a good sound and also leaves the person with a beer smell on them all night.
by Stuart Fleming June 07, 2006
to slap cheeks is to bang. when individuals join in intercourse, the sound of their bodies is what slapping cheeks derived from.
by cheek slapper June 19, 2018
by overdrive123321 April 05, 2008
The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.
John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
by J-Sox August 02, 2009