wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.

He's so poggers and wife pilled.

by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023

late wife

something that dayoung from wjsn said to katie (fan) but she made a mistake so no one knows what she meant

dayoung: late wife :) (?)

by fefi March 18, 2021

Wife

is a man bride he married forever .

this is my beautiful wife who i love and cherish forever.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Future Wife Day

Future Wife Day is November 26th.

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..

by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023

Wife beater

A steel link for extending a poly or deadend shoe from a structure

Conductor is short want me to sleeve it or throw in a wife beater.

by Two-blocked July 6, 2022

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.

Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!

by Chane Chane August 27, 2023

Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.

When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.

by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021