I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Fuck The Discord Members week

From December to December 27th - January 2nd every discord owner can harass the members. This lasts one week and the members can't do anything about it.
Hey, it's Fuck The Discord Members Week, let's harass our discord members.

ITS FUCK THE DISCORD MEMBERS WEEK AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!

by Prunseletmein December 21, 2023

Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”

“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”

by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025

Harass Yavuzhan Week

Harass Yavuzhan Week, happens from September 24th to September 31st. During this week span, any discord member can freely harass Bgcord's Server owner, Yavuzhan.

User: Yo! Yav! You smell like ass!
Yavuzhan: Anneni sikeyim!!!
User: Too bad, lol, it's Harass Yavuzhan Week!

by Nekeh September 24, 2024

White girl of the week

Wesley Nance

He is this week’s white girl of the week!

by BobBait March 8, 2021

Slack Week

Also known as Reading Week, it's a University student's equivalent to March Break.

University student 1: What are you doing for Reading Week?
University student 2: Not much. Think I'll veg on the couch and watch soaps all day. You?
University student 1: I think I'll work on my Methods (Sociology) assignments and study for the midterm. Haven't decided what else I'll do.

University student 2: Happy Slack Week

by HasFurTwins February 15, 2024

Marketing week

This is absolutely bullshit

Next week is the marketing week

by Fils de pub January 10, 2022