jewish water

ordering a "water" at a fast food restaurant, only to fill it up with some other beverage of your choosing when no employees are looking. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and would therefore partake in this activity.

mike: i'm hella thirsty, let's hit up captain d's man

tyrone: ok, shit, i only have a dollar, but i'm really thirsty too

mike: it's cool dude, let's just get jewish waters and then we'll have enough money to get food too!

by mike hunt96 December 25, 2009

Waterbender

A female ejaculator. A female that squirts.

My girlfriend squirted all over me last night. Apparently she is a waterbender!

by Coopthecreeper January 29, 2016

Water Bombing

The act of getting free waters at McDonalds and then proceeding to throw them at on-coming traffic or pedestrians

Last night we went water bombing, and we hit an old man on a bicycle.

by Judd the fudge flood February 4, 2007

water nonatarian

do not have bottled water

Are you guys water nonatarians?

by hghsht October 17, 2008

Water Hole

n.
A run-down bathroom, much less desireable than a Water Closet.

George was forced to brush his teeth in the rancid Water Hole.

by Ladderwalker January 29, 2009

Water Bloat

A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.

"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"

"Yeah, 38 weeks in."

"Really?"

"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."

by danza3142 November 11, 2009

Waterbanger

a girl/guy that you normally would never consider having sex with, suddenly looks better by the water (pool, ocean, jacuzzi, etc.) when they are wearing significantly less clothes.

I never really considered how sexy Christie was until I saw her in that bikini on the beach, she is definitely a waterbanger.

by Lockness Jones February 3, 2010