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Wang-Hee River

Another way of saying 'Huang He River.' River loacted in China. Wang-Hee pronounced because of the hilarious name. River also called the 'Yellow River.'
Ms. Hee: The Huang He River was an important part of China.
Trevor: AHAHAHHAH
Brandon: HAHHAHAH
Trevor: WANG-HEE RIVER!
by Mike Davis III October 23, 2005
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Wannstache

The mustache that Dave Wannstadt, head coach of the Pitt Panther Football team, sports on his mug. It closely resembles a Portstache, or a mustache similar to a 70's porn star.
Dumb-ass Wannstache punted on 3rd and 10 again.
by mm54 January 4, 2008
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wang drain

A social phenomenon in which men from Western countries seek attractive, dutiful, and feminine women from Asia, Latin America, or Eastern Europe. Analogous to the “brain drain,” but in geographic reverse.
Example 1:

Danielle: Like, where are all the good guys at? I don’t get it. I have a career that keeps me super busy; short nails; pasty skin; a 32-inch waist; Ugg boots; frizzy blond hair; a pair-shaped body, and a master’s degree. I can barely cook and have slept with, like, just 28 guys. What gives?

Dave: Hmm, I’d say it’s the wang drain. Like Mike, the cool guy from sales, he just married a hot Japanese chick that works part time and has long nails; almond skin; sexy sandals; shiny black hair; an hourglass figure, and a bachelor’s degree. She’s a great cook and has had just two boyfriends before him. You seriously gotta step your game up.

Example 2:

Jessica: Why are there so many American, Swedish, German, Canadian, and British men living in Thailand and China?

Jeff: It’s not obvious? They’re part of the wang drain; they’re sick of imperious, career-obsessed American girls with huge senses of self-entitlement and mannish physiques, so they’ve come to seek beautiful, soft-spoken, feminine Asian women instead. It’s really quite simple.

Example 3:

Emily: Who’s that slut?

Elizabeth: Oh, that’s Kevin’s girlfriend. She, like, must have a 23-inch waist or something. She looks like a total ho. I heard she’s from, like, Croatia. Kevin must be part of that wang drain thingy.
by Ministry of Propaganda, D.R.G. November 20, 2010
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Hipster Wannabe

Pretty self-explanatory - someone who thinks they're a hipster.

This type of person is in abundance on Twitter, usually with the screen name 'Sheldon Cooper'. They also have a habit of ending tweets with 'though', despite the actual tweet having no relation to anything. They also use other annoying buzzwords on Twitter. In addition to this, they think that liking The Big Bang Theory and bacon makes them look really edgy and random, and they all seem to think they're socially awkward despite tweeing their life stories to thousands of followers.

Commonly confused with real hipsters. However, whilst real hipsters stay true to the definition and listen to obscure, unheard of musical acts, Hipster Wannabes like currently popular acts despite them thinking that they're alternative for doing so, such as OFWGKTA, You Me At Six, Two Door Cinema Club, Arctic Monkeys and Foster The People.

They are an evolution of the Scene Kid from the mid-2000s, only more obnoxious and pretentious, and even less self-aware.
Real Hipster: "I think I'm gonna listen to some Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti and then head out to drink some Hungarian lager whilst discussing the latest Sufjan Stevens record"

Hipster Wannabe: "Socially awkward but happy because bacon, The Big Bang Theory and You Me At Six though ok"
by tweeterlolz November 1, 2012
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MLG Wannabes

When gamers have a giant ego and think they are really good at a certain video game. (usually Call Of Duty)

These people are really not very good and an average skilled player could easily beat them. They usually use the easiest and overused tactics on you( Dropshotting,Pre-firing,Mp40 Jugg, M16, etc.)

They will also have the most retarded gamertags that include alternating caps, double uncapital i's, and use of the periodic table of elements.

They usually have retarded bios talking about their gb clan and how good they are and an MLG Gamerpicture.
MLG Wannabes iiTz Pr0N0XiiDe and SwAgGeR SkiiLzZ were dropshotting and clutching a Search And Destroy match in Call Of Duty 4 with their M16 Red Dots. In their bios they mentioned their DubZ clan is 4-3 on gb and they are ranked 15k!
by iSouljaBoytellem June 3, 2009
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Wania

The strongest bish you’ll ever meet just (like garnet from Steven universe) can be aggressive but feels bad if she hurts you.
Annoying girl: omg Wania so this happened on the weeke-
Wania: GO AWAY

Different situation

Bestie: Hey Wania
Annoying girl: hEy wAnIa
Wania: SHUT UP
by AUUFNSNCS November 26, 2019
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I wanna be the guy

IWBTG is a very hard video game where everything can and will try to kill y- *SPLAT*

GAME OVER - PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN
by Edrobot August 28, 2009
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