TWITTER

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.

Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said

by meteoridian June 26, 2024

Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur

Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass

by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021

Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.

Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020

Twitter

Donald Trump's search engine

Fuck Twitter

by koolcid633 June 4, 2017

twitters/Twitters

An alternative usage for the word "Twitter"---possibly of British origin.

1D's Louis Tomlinson prefers "twitters/Twitters" to other social media networks.

by Jesus Chameleon October 19, 2012

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013