Chicken Twat

1. Someone, male or female, who acts like a domesticated vagina and has a great hip-swivel when preforming in the art of swinging a golf club with one hand. Abbreviated as CT.

2. Sometimes can be a Joe

3. Mainly a Courtney
Sam: You know who's being a real chicken twat tonight? Courtney, as usual.

Bob: I know what you mean, Joe's somewhat being a CT too, but not as bad as her. I noticed they are also really terrible at golf...
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Tweet Twat

A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about
joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat
by Johnnybertone December 01, 2011
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twat ninja

A ninja like person who likes giving it or taking it in the vag. A butt pirates sworn enemy. A word made up so it would make the dispute between pirates and ninjas even more complicated.
person 1:wtf? twat ninja?
person 2:yeah, you know, opposite of butt pirate?
person 1:ohh, soo... im a twat ninja?
by yourmom6t9s June 02, 2009
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Mc Twat

A completely ignorant person, someone who is unable to have rational thought, a stupid person, narrow minded, a Foamer, probably reads the tabloids
That is so not true, why do you have to be such a Mc Twat
by Butterfly-2010 July 08, 2010
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uber twat

The absolute best example of a female dickhead.
That Ginger is an uber twat, she seems nice but screws you over at every opportunity.
by The Whole Fricking Globe August 13, 2008
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Twat Fondler

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.
Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.
by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010
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twat rangoon

1. The rare chinese treat made from won-tons and fresh chinese vagina.

2. What you call the vagina while perfoming cunnilingus on a chinese woman.

1. Wow...Kiki made the most delicious twat rangoons I've ever eaten.

2. Kiki has the best twat rangoon I've ever eaten, good thing it wasn't a crab rangoon.
by R"MD"C October 25, 2006
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