twat ninja

A ninja like person who likes giving it or taking it in the vag. A butt pirates sworn enemy. A word made up so it would make the dispute between pirates and ninjas even more complicated.

person 1:wtf? twat ninja?
person 2:yeah, you know, opposite of butt pirate?
person 1:ohh, soo... im a twat ninja?

by yourmom6t9s June 2, 2009

Tweet Twat

A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about

joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat

by Johnnybertone November 30, 2011

uber twat

The absolute best example of a female dickhead.

That Ginger is an uber twat, she seems nice but screws you over at every opportunity.

by The Whole Fricking Globe October 8, 2008

tinted twat

Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted

You just have to look at him to know he can't be trusted, the tinted twat.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008

Chicken Twat

1. Someone, male or female, who acts like a domesticated vagina and has a great hip-swivel when preforming in the art of swinging a golf club with one hand. Abbreviated as CT.

2. Sometimes can be a Joe

3. Mainly a Courtney

Sam: You know who's being a real chicken twat tonight? Courtney, as usual.

Bob: I know what you mean, Joe's somewhat being a CT too, but not as bad as her. I noticed they are also really terrible at golf...

by The dink sitting next to me May 21, 2010

Mc Twat

A completely ignorant person, someone who is unable to have rational thought, a stupid person, narrow minded, a Foamer, probably reads the tabloids

That is so not true, why do you have to be such a Mc Twat

by Butterfly-2010 July 9, 2010

twat rockin

Something that if fucking awesome

Dude, I saw Dan's girlfriend naked, it was TWAT ROCKIN!

by kRaZyToM April 29, 2004