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Captain curious

A man who isn't sure of his sexuality quite yet and needs to get out in the world to figure himself out.
by kcbc April 26, 2012
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Snow Captain

A generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

A Snow Captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, Ice Queen.
This condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. Just because he's good looking and runs his own lab doesn't mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. Why did I have to get stuck with this Snow Captain?
by Idrinkyourtears March 25, 2011
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Captain Moonrays

A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.
Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.
by Captain Moonrays November 17, 2011
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Captain's Rank

When a woman has camel toe while wearing a military uniform. The Camel Toe resembles the double bars of the rank of Captain.
"Hey check out that chick in the tight pants"

"I'd stand at attention for that Captain's Rank"
by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011
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Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night
by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018
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Liquor Captain

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One who drinks alcohol at a rate that would cause the average person to black out, but isn't phased. The Liquor Captain sets full sail to the liquor winds.
"Man, Tristan is a fucking Liquor Captain. He had 20 beers and he's perfectly fine. Most people would be passed out by now but Tristan is still taking shots of Jim Beam."
by HorseWithGloves September 5, 2018
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Captain America

Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.
"If I could only choose one superhero, I would choose Captain America cuz he is awsomeee"
by JarmoTheIdiot May 15, 2018
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