Pawn Shop Tickets

asking someone for sex

hey do you have any pawn shop tickets?

by peanutbunny April 23, 2007

wolf tickets

Wolf Tickets-

Popularized by Tom Waits in the song "Troubles Braids"

- Tom Waits (1988): "Another one I like is wolf tickets, which means bad news, as in someone who is bad news or generally insubordinate. In a sentence, you'd say, "Don't fuck with me, I'm passing out wolf tickets." Think it's either Baltimore Negro or turn-of-the-century railroad use." (Source: "Tom Waits 20 questions". Playboy magazine)

Tom Waits is one smooth wordsmith.

Also def 2
A Free Pass to a Lou Angelwolf Comedy Show.
If you have a WOLF Ticket it means you met Lou Angelwolf in person and he gave you a guest pass to one of his comedy shows.

On the outskirts of the rowdy crowd was a drunken biker passing out WOLF TICKETS to the passing college boys.

by central scrutinizer the sequel June 24, 2009

tacky

something tacky is somthing you turn your nose up at, unless your a tramp, it is usually cheap, breakable, and not worth alot. townies look tacky most of the time, wearing plastic soverign lookalikes 20p from that machine in the chippy.(now thats tacky!)

"omg, did you see that skirt she bought? soooo tacky!"

by siobhanjones December 2, 2004

Tacky Sack

The wrinkled skin that contains the testicles.

I dropped my tacky sack on shermans phone reciever.

by Suspence and MIS GANG October 1, 2004

Ticket Nazi

Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.

Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".

Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"

by Reichsführer Jacemon September 17, 2008

ticket

A pure numpty, an eijit, a bampot, one who can't think clearly. Glasgow Slang

Aye, bolt ya wan way ticket!

by TheMightyQuinn May 14, 2007

pickle tickle

v. to caress one's own or another person's meaty upper lip pickle, aka moustache.

also:
n. the act of pickle tickling

v.

"Hey, did I spy you pickle tickling Judd the other day?"
"Yup, his lip caterpillar is luscious!"

n.

"I can't wait to get home and get my pickle tickles on—I'm so self-conscious of doing it in public."

by Mick Phersurani February 5, 2015