Retarded Thing

A human-generated retarded entity.

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

by Teddy Jack Eddie August 25, 2011

old thing

An "Old thing" an Ex boyfriend or Ex Girlfriend Whom You've Since Elivated from

Chris: "This the shorty I was telling you about"

Ray Ray: "Damn son, You Know that's my Old Thing right"

by SkinComplexionHenny February 16, 2014

A thing

When two people are seeing each other but have little to no intention on official labeling the relationship.

Are you guys dating?
Oh no, we’re just a thing.

by Cranberryann May 6, 2018

The Thing

A sex move in which the male cums on his partner's face before throwing crushed Doritos all over them.

"How was last night?"
"I turned her into The Thing"

by xxpwndxx711 November 20, 2018

Do A Thing

to pull a crazy, stupid face when called out .

"hey paul Do a Thing" . Paul proceeds to stop what he's doing and pulls a extremely stupid face

by deano_m_ January 7, 2016

put the wrong thing in the wrong hole

When one really fucks up

Shit, put the wrong thing in the wrong hole.

by NES Taker 2016 December 19, 2016

I believe in thin love

A phrase a Warwickshire dwelling polack may write when cheating. Feigning a typo but actuated by a need for brevity. This is in order to wrongly usurp other quizzers.

Do you remember that smash hit by the Darkness: 'I believe in thin love'?'

Everyone in the world: 'No.'

by DuffytheDoge April 19, 2020