taint sack

The inflamed portion between the nutsac and the asshole of a man, because of extreme vaginitis.

When a man comes to a person with problems, and you tell him to not be a Taint sack due to vaginitis.

by Manfury July 20, 2016

Taint Overflow

Ejaculating after not masturbating for over a month

"Man I had the biggest taint overflow yesterday"

by Martti-Pertti June 18, 2016

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction

Man she touched me on the taint stick

by the wonderer of the internet April 22, 2016

taint tingle

when you feel arousal in your taint

Did you see Timmy's dank memes? They made my taint tingle.

by Swagmaster420PussyPounder October 7, 2016

Tainton Manning

A Tainton Manning is the act of dropping some fat taint on a girl's face, and then having a career less successful than Tom Brady.

I gave this girl from tinder a Tainton Manning, but my career is less successful than Tom Brady.

by DonBIll September 12, 2016

Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past

Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.

by Deezerman October 3, 2016

taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016