toss the fat around

Where you take your shirt off and spread Crisco or equivalent hydrogenated oil across your chest and let a dog lick it off.

Can someone Urban Dictionary and see what toss the fat around means. I feel like it might be dirty

by badjuju666 January 25, 2024

Tossing Chocolate

The end result of being TOO good at tossing salad

She was happy her date ended dinner by tossing her salad, but she was embarrassed she had him tossing chocolate before he was finished.

by WTF-Man January 23, 2024

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019

toss

Someone who tosses him/herself in front you - particularly to draw your attention and tease you

Jeez, she just tossed herself in front of that dude!

by anewman15 October 4, 2020

tossed donut

Eating a glazed munchkin from Dunkin Donuts out of a girls asshole.

Yo that bitch I fucked last night loves ass play so much she let me give her a tossed donut.

by FireDancer April 8, 2016

tossing the fat

When you are making ground meat and toss the fat around

Did you see lily tossing the fat on mythical kitchen today?

by Mythicalkitchen#1 January 25, 2024

laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)

Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.

by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020