mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.

The Dallas Cowboys are a mickey mouse team.

by xan_man_41 November 24, 2022

mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.

Damn, I've got mouse crust!

by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015

tide mouse

a creature from the show Hilda which can be found on Netflix. The tide mouse is a creature that can be created with specific ingredients. once you have the ingredients, find a small pool and the next morning it will appear to you. you use this spell to give a loved one good luck.

quote: idk i forgot the quote ill edit when i remember lol. tide mouse exists in hilda tho

by PrizmJacket November 20, 2020

Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019

West Virginia Mouse Trap

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.

My sister got caught in the West Virginia Mouse Trap

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

Kim the Mouse

Kim the Mouse is a character created by FastGod on they indie site Gamejolt. She is the love partner to Marshall the Mouse, and Mother of Hailie the Mouse.

Kim the Mouse is super annoying!

by JukoDuko June 18, 2021

Mickey Mousing

When someone plays music live in a theatre or any building while a silent film is playing on a screen.

I loved that Mickey Mousing music at the theatre.

by Pogerau June 1, 2021