cleat licker

Watch out for the cleat lickers lining up.
by ChKinks October 4, 2023
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Dick Licker

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"
by B1992 June 29, 2016
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Foreskin licker

An insult used against people who are so fucking annoying that you feel a never ending urge to punch them in the face every time they speak
by Aldis_bin_raider_296 December 13, 2021
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Ball-Licker

A ball-licker is radical inclusionist that listens to and respects the opinions of everybody except lesbians, esp. if they're putting the opinions of a man before that of a lesbian woman.
Lesbian #1: Lesbians are women and have historically always been women!
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.
by opalescent.lesbian September 10, 2020
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sticker lickers

Public school teachers who reward kids by giving them stickers for everything they do...no matter what grade level they teach.
I had to go to an all day meeting with a room filled with sticker lickers.
by John Peskey November 11, 2006
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Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.
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by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015
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