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cringe cop

A person who overuses the word ‘cringe’ to the point where it’s cringeworthy in and of itself. The irony is that they give up so much of their own time to mock all who fit their meaning of ‘cringe’. A pun on ‘cringe comps’, which tend to be their sad excuses for YouTube videos.
He thinks he’s better than you just because you like ponies? What a cringe cop.
by PonyTrainBoi March 29, 2021
mugGet the cringe copmug.

Custody-by-Cop

The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
mugGet the Custody-by-Copmug.

cop

"cop" i decided to stay in instead

"cop" im gonna clean instead
by comicland March 12, 2024
mugGet the copmug.

Call the cops

I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.
Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
mugGet the Call the copsmug.

Cop In Pocket

When you have committed a crime and you have a cop in your pocket, that means you have a police officer friend who will manipulate police reports to help you avoid arrest or legal accountability for crimes you have bragged about committing.
I got a Cop In Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.
by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022
mugGet the Cop In Pocketmug.

Cop a feel

When you were young and would sit in a place, like a movie theatre, or your 1998 Toyota Corolla, and put your hand inside her shirt to feel her beestings!
"Dude did you cop a feel when you guys sat in your car last night?"

Yes!! Bro's, I got to first base and felt her nice bee stings.
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
mugGet the Cop a feelmug.

cop-pucker

Cop-pucker: someone who kisses the ass of every cop that he/she encounters, regardless if the cop is 💯 a law enforcement stranger!
Kyra: gurl, that thot is undeniably quite the cop-pucker! It’s aggy to see her in cop-kiss-ass-mode! Sick af

Mimi: EW, Betch is whack cuz she’s just losing street cred

Kyra: ikr, def not garnering school extra cred. lolz makes me ctfu! No cap tho, she’ll always be smooching popo arse, ewwwwww!
by Savannah La June 19, 2020
mugGet the cop-puckermug.

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