The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.
Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.
Cole, could you reach that for me?
Cole, could you reach that for me?
by cole's friends October 2, 2020
Get the Colemug. by anonymous December 10, 2020
Get the Colemug. by Kolby H November 1, 2021
Get the Colemug. by Blondegrr August 20, 2020
Get the Colemug. by user577327 April 8, 2024
Get the National Braids for Cole daymug. cole is always going to be there and give you attention he loves video games and has great hair he has an amazing personality that makes everyone laugh he does dumb shit all the time and likes to enjoy life
cole is v attractive
by urmommypres August 3, 2021
Get the colemug. The best boyfriend and friend you could ever have. He is athletic, funny, doesn’t care what others think and is always his self. Everyone loves him for his kind heart. He is shy at first but once you get to know him he’s the best person you know. Would never hurt you and it would kill him if he did. He loves everything about you. A blonde haired, blue eyed cutie who is the best person you’ll ever meet, the best human ever.
by Holychristkaz July 17, 2020
Get the Colemug.