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Club Necaxa

The best team to have gone to the second division.

Necaxa is a Mexican professional football club currently playing in the Mexican promotion league or Liga de Ascenso. The team is located in the city of Aguascalientes, in the state of the same name, after playing many seasons in Mexico City's Estadio Azteca.

They have defeated many great teams like Real Madrid and is recognized as the "team of the 90's"
Gabriela Why did Club Necaxa have to descend?
Ashley Because they suck, Cruz Azul #1
by Rojiblanco August 26, 2009
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Math club

"Hey! There's the Math club, let's go beat the shit out of them!"
by JEOs July 31, 2009
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Death Club

A word used as a cover to describe something that would be looked down upon by others or that would change people's view of participants.

The origin of the word comes from playing D and D. Said game can be discussed openly and in public with use of the term "Death Club" so those around are kept completely oblivious to the actual going-ons. The word can be used for any activity that needs be kept secret from those who are not a member of the prestigious and exclusive few involved.
Dave: "So then he tripped, fell, and smashed his own face in with his mace."
Jeremy: "haha, he maced himself to death!"
(Copious laughter)
Cute girl passing by: "What on earth are you guys talking about?"
Dave: "Just Death Club..."
by They call me Polar December 12, 2008
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yellowstone club

Richie hangout where workers go to slave like niggs and members go to seem badass
Employee: 7 to 7 tomorrow at Yellowstone club

Member: valet my skis
by Big dick bobby lee January 8, 2014
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club sped

Instead of a turkey club for lunch, Bob had a club sped and now has fish goo in his mustache.
by TransMayernik April 22, 2005
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Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."
Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.
by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011
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Slug Club

Originating in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Was a play on Professor Slughorn's name and his continual favoritism of students.

(Used usually after the words "in" or "part of".)

To be a teacher's pet without trying or even wanting to be a favorite. Most people in the "Slug Club" are called upon to answer questions, do unnecessary tasks and will receive numerous compliments from their teacher.
The student will be thoroughly embarrassed, which the teacher remains oblivious to.
Student 1: Oh no! Did you see how Professor kept pointing out how perfect my potions were today? How humiliating!

Student 2: Welcome o the Slug Club, mate.
by SusanBones September 15, 2010
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