FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

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chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

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Dead Chat Day

February the 2nd is where Discord's Dead Chat Day starts.
Dead Chat Day is a day where (almost) all of people's server chats go "kind of" dead.
It says (almost) because not all servers will be affected by Dead Chat Day and will be kept strong.

1. The server is dead and it's February 2... it's Dead Chat Day!
2. I wish it wasn't Dead Chat Day...
3. Dead Chat Day? I never knew there was such a thing!

by Shhirroht February 2, 2022

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Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

by jermzig April 10, 2011

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