first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault

My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.

by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019

Bloody Ape

An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.

by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019

AP Lang and Slang

The act of a student or a group of students purposefully using modern slang to anger the teacher.

In rebellion of the excessive amount of work we got, I would AP lang and slang with my friends.

by Naren.Y December 26, 2024

AP Biology

What non-AP students take cuz they’re too fuckin dumb for AP Chem and AP Physics.

“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”

by in the stratosphere April 23, 2019

Ap

AP stands for action points

Damn I don't have enough AP to use V.A.T.S

by Your_mysterious_boner July 9, 2022

AP Physics Man

Typically the sexiest men to ever exist

“Have you seen that attractive AP Physics man?”

by STEM woman August 31, 2023