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Corporate Toilet Paper

Corporate Toilet Paper (CTP) - An employee that is irreplaceable, always in demand, impossible to do without, and required by every single other person at work, but is universally looked down upon and has all of the business 'crap' thrust upon them being at a rank too low to refuse it. This person is very intelligent, technical, and often has poor social skills and/or low social standing. A corporate toilet paper is never promoted due to that person's high value in a low position. In many professions this person is female due to a male dominated corporate structure of veiled misogyny.
Mary is this firm's corporate toilet paper. She's the only employee with the skills to handle the difficult 'crap' jobs and they don't promote her because of it. Her boss is an idiot, but he went to college with the president's son.
by Lord Viper Scorpion May 20, 2009
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toilet paper poke

When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself.
I heard Lou had a toilet paper poke over your crib last night, you should kicked that fucker out.
by HoodAche November 12, 2007
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toilet bowl stout

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.
Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 21, 2008
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Toilet Bowl Acoustics

The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.
You should have heard those toilet bowl acoustics! They were great.
by Spordiac July 21, 2011
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Toilet seat necklace

T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...
1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."

1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"

A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N
by Adam Mokriy feat hotrod November 9, 2012
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toilet bowl polio

Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.
He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.
by Itellunow July 31, 2016
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