grandads rice pudding

A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick

Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man

by oneball212 December 2, 2013

Pud

The humid swamp located south of the sack, and north of the poohole.

Dougal was caught picking pubes out of his teeth after a night spent tongue punching zacks inflamed pud.

by Nathan clyde January 26, 2025

Pudding Eater

Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.

George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.

by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021

Gloop Pudding

A thick, sticky, and irresistibly rich dessert found in fantastical candy realms, known for its swirling mix of molten chocolate, whipped cream, fudge chunks, and an overwhelming sense of indulgence.

As Willy Wonka introduced all the ticket winners into the factory, he welcomed them into a magical room filled with whimsy and adventure. "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Gloop Pudding Cook Off!"

by glooploverCO August 16, 2025

Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.

This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Booty pudding

Term used to describe cumming in the ass during anal sex.

I got up in her butt gut and made some booty pudding. Cum in the ass Nut in the butt

by Jerry Charming November 24, 2014

pudding pounder

Type of weapon used by native American tribes as a war club.

He pounded him to death with his pudding pounder.

by Kristal the Herman November 22, 2021