Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Paint job

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.

Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!

by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023

Going hard in the paint

When someone is going all in on something making it look effortless with or without intent.

1. Did you see Chad racking up those kill streaks on Call it duty 217? Dude was going hard in the paint.

2. JK Rowling is so effortlessly beautiful she goes hard in the paint against anyone.

3. Tom Brady is the greatest of all time, guy didn't even have to try -- he just goes hard in the paint no matter what.

by F-Face Kat February 9, 2023

Paint-the-walls

Licking the asshole of a Raider fan

Dude I left the game to paint-the-walls with her.

by Wordplay123 October 23, 2023

Paint the sky

To kill yourself.

“ One day I’ll paint the sky pretty for you. “

by aka.zadari November 12, 2023

Pineapple paint

Means the same thing as sperm

It makes these hoes thirsty when they see the pineapple paint

by Grajdanin Mira November 13, 2023

Nothingburger Paint

A “Nothingburger Paint” is a dull-looking paint seen on some of the newer models of vehicles on the road recently that have paint jobs in boring shades of gray, tan, olive green and brown.

“Hannah couldn’t believe how many ‘Nothingburger Paint’ jobs on vehicles she noticed when she drove home from work. She wondered why people would want a ‘color’ like that”.

by Julesheart November 17, 2023