A unfortunately tall, brown haired hockey boi. He likes to make dad jokes, and has a lot of underground crackhead energy. He is LOWKEY real sweet, and can go full Dr. Phil mode. Which means that he gives good advice. Often in a Friend group he plays the role of a mom and makes sure u go to sleep and are eating, super helpful tho because if he didn’t I would be a mess. Really fun to talk to and always has sumthing dum to say :) but when he says dum stuff you tease him over it. He can take the brutal teasing of his close friends but won’t hesitate if your straight up an asshole. If Owen doesn’t like you than you’re definitely doing something wrong. Cause he is accepting of a lot of people, he does a lot of cringey stuff tho so please be cautious. He is similar to a raccoon tho cause he likes to dig through the trash cans every chance he gets. BTW i should mention he is super big brain and super athletic.
by Owenisabum February 11, 2021
by Corporate Bilaw November 16, 2020
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by OozyCampPlayz YT November 06, 2020
fat bastard anybody in the world called Owen is an absolute mong and is so retarded they cannot properly function without cracking wise jokes that seem to hide the fact they have a very shitty life and only ever date foreign women who eventually end up finishing them anyway
by Owen green October 27, 2019
A good friend but a crackhead at heart, calls everyone a methead, and plays video games. He never listens to you and his opinions are his to keep.
Aghh, Owen is such a shlong, he just never listens to my opinions and he's called me a methead twice tonight. I'm gonna go suck him off.
by Endless Pit June 05, 2020
Owen is a kind and nice person, Owen will always be there for you.
Owen looks mean but really he is not, Owen is a sweetie!
Owen looks mean but really he is not, Owen is a sweetie!
by Belle_Annie July 30, 2021