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ICE douche

Anyone that hates a Tesla for petty reasons, but especially a person that attempts to damage a Tesla, harass a Tesla owner, or commit vehicular homicide against the occupants of a Tesla.
Billy: “Did you see that jackass in a Silverado/F-150/Sierra/Ram try to run me off the road into a telephone pole? What an ICE douche! Let’s go send this video evidence to the police.”

Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”

Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”

ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”

Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
by DJ UMV December 26, 2019
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pack ice

It when you put ice inside of your Girlfreind or Wife pussy, then bend her over and pack it in.
Meet me behind the bar and be sure you have the ice ready, I'm going to pack ice deep in you tonight.
by Wife is killing me October 18, 2013
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Ice Gemming

When a male rubs his penis upon the bald head of another male until he ejaculates, effectively "Ice Gemming" the male.
Hey Marcus, I really enjoyed Ice Gemming you last night!
by Marcus Partridge April 2, 2017
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Ice-Agedly

Change that happens slower than a snail's pace. Things that take so long to happen that a person could be born, grow up, get old, and die before anything happens.
"What? You haven't heard back about your interview yet? Geez. That office moves ice-agedly slow.
by RogueSun February 6, 2006
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ice lady

a women with no feelings and no heart ; someone that does not care about anything
your a ice lady you dont do love
by brett williams June 5, 2014
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iced tea

A really cute boy that likes you back. You never seen this boy before but your brother is besr friends with him. He also plays soccer on the 05 beadling boys team.
Me: Iced tea is really cute.
Molly: I know beadling boyz are so cute.
by jocelyn_radcliffe June 17, 2019
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Ice Prostitute

An ice prostitute is is a prostitute who specializes in fetishes of the ice-related variant (such as rubbing ice on one's cheeks)
Damon got an ice prostitute for his 14th anniversary with his husband.
by Caprisun#1Fan February 18, 2022
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