chris buckles

meaning "funniest man alive"

Also meaning friends with everyone

"Man, you crack me up, you really are the chris buckles."

by Buckles of doom October 20, 2008

chris DINOSAUR

P: Dinoaurrrr grrrrrrrr
C: ( SLAMS TABLE)

Chris Dinosaur is a very bad darius and lost to a 1st time darius (kam.14)

by CUMMY GUY March 12, 2021

Chris Rexford

A very thicc (thick) son of a bitch. He has the muscles of a giant. A person named this is a great wrestler.

NEVER underestimate his talent and power!

Man, Chris Rexford is one chunky man. He has the biceps of a god!

by daddy rexford ;) May 15, 2020

Chris Wilson

Chris Wilson is the leader of the Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an absolute tank 6'4 ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.

"Chris Wilson is so handsome!"
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!

by AlphaZeroSeven November 29, 2022

chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Chris Olivered

When you never wear a condom and you keep getting fat married women pregnant.

Daniel kept having sex with Rachel until she be got pregnant. She got Chris olivered

by Kskdhdbnss March 8, 2022

Chris-Chaning

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021