testicles

something that perky likes to suck on play with at all times during the day

that perky sure likes to suck testicles

by yuppers January 18, 2005

testicular malice

The act of malice towards another man's testicles. This explains why some animals have small balls and others have their balls inside their body.

That bitch just unleashed testicular malice on your shit man. Not cool.

by The master of testicular malice May 4, 2006

testicular mo fo

a mother f*&king testical

jay: I smashed your C.D. collection by mistake.
dan: you big testicular mo fo !!

by Robbg September 14, 2008

testiculess

A bloke who does not have or has lost his balls

Q: "How's that married mate of yours?"
A: "I don't see him much anymore, he's become testiculess"

by Vincent van Reij January 4, 2008

testicle snot

ejaculate from the male organ of any species of sexually reproducing animals.

'Open your mouth and enjoy this frothy load of testicle snot.'

by brothermanben March 22, 2008

testicular atrophy

When a wild, macho, "man's man" gets with a woman that dominates him and, figuratively speaking, castrates him.

Tony used to love to hang out and party all night, gettin all kinds of ho's! Then he got with this domineering b****, now he's suffering from testicular atrophy.

by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008

testikick

to kick or be kicked with a extreme pressure or force to the testicular area

im going to "testikick" u if u don't shut up

by mrlemonhead June 29, 2009