Hixtape syndrome

Hixtape syndrome: a syndrome where ARMYs experience loss of sleep, uncertainty, anxiety, and too much excitement. This syndrome is triggered by the constant anticipation of when Jung Hoseok will drop is Hixtape.

My hixtape syndrome is worsening each day that hixtape has not been dropped.

by Lexdiben February 9, 2018

Goldilocks syndrome

When a person is excessively picky about looking for the "perfect" or "just right" option in any situation be it another person, place or thing because they believe they always have an ocean of options to choose from. So said picky person discards many potential options for very petty reasons because they believe they have infinitely better options to choose from when in reality their options are rather limited.

This girl complains about not being able to find a boyfriend. Yet she keeps tossing away many potential suitors because she's always under the belief that she can always find someone better. She's got Goldilocks syndrome, she points out this one guy is great but he is too short for her liking. She said this other guy was wonderful also but he's younger than her so that's a turn off for her. In her constant pursuit of looking for the guy who's "just right" is gonna leave her either lonely or with trashy guys for a good long while...

by ThaDaLinkWent July 7, 2018

Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"

Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.

Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

load times on top performance computers.

Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds

7 15 Seconds

CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds

by dmangstar September 24, 2009

Elmer Fudd Syndrome

A speech Impediment that involves the R's in words being spoken as W's.

Elmer Fudd Syndrome is when you say Raskly Rabbit as Waskly Wabbit.

by Rockman Zero July 11, 2010

Crazy Aunt Syndrome

The consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. They inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane.

Steve Jobs definitely has crazy aunt syndrome.

by wordbord July 21, 2011

Fiery Ass Syndrome

Fiery Ass Syndrome (FAS) is a condition to take a shitbut it burns your ass so bad you clench in pain also the side effect from eating spicy stuff such as hot wings

i got Fiery Ass Syndrome from eating those very spicy burritos the other day.

by Chase Farnham March 16, 2012

Dark Chocolate Syndrome

1) the act of pretending to like something that appears high class, to display that one has very good taste, although that person might have horrible taste in real life

2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.

"Guy 1 - did you see that new French Black and White movie? it was the best movie and contemporary art and unicorns
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"

John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.

by KMH_Z April 25, 2013