Creampie surprise

When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!

Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!

by un-herd October 3, 2015

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surhoff

DC Metro slang/codeword for a blow job or fellatio. Refers to longtime Orioles Left Fielder B.J. Surhoff.

Mary was a technivirgin who doled out surhoffs like there was no tomorrow.

by DC Paulie January 2, 2009

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Surprised Girl

An amazing facial feature that any girl can do, thus giving her the name "Surprised Girl" =-O she is awesome, random, loves llamas, sexy, has a beatiful surprised face, and a beautiful smile. She has a great sense of humor, and is anyones best friend. also known as an emily.

Brian: Have you met Surprised Girl?
Liz: You mean Emily?
Brian: No, Surprised Girl
Liz: Why do you call her that?
Brian: Becuase she always looks surprised

by Tink13 October 17, 2010

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Surprised 😳

Surprised is you typical W merchant who tops the IQ charts thanks to his outstanding knowledge.

Being a supporter of the best football club in the world, FC Barcelona, Surprised recognizes talent and knows when someone is finished or not. He would, for example, know that Pristiano Penaldo, the ghosting tap-in merchant is a finished fraud and that Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world.

1. Wow Surprised! You’re so smart!

2. My man has 150 IQ. He is like Surprised 😳.

by Eti Corb 🥱 April 13, 2022

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