When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.
Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!
by Rofellos December 10, 2007
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"I couldn't afford my next mortgage payment; and needed the cash to avoid foreclosure, so I decided to sell my left kidney and spleen. I found a street surgeon who is more than willing to remove and sell them for a good price."
by Dr. Claw January 25, 2009
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When you cover your dick in flavored rolling paper and make sure it's nice and tight. Then you get a girl to circumsize your penis, like you would do to the end of a cigar if you are about to smoke it. Then the girl lights the tip of your penis to stop the bleeding from the circumcision and begins suck or do whatever she wants with your penis.
My girl wanted to smoke last night do I gave her a Cuban surprise.
I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.
I was super drunk last night so I gave myself a Cuban surprise.
by Sexytexan1990 January 11, 2014
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Get the surprise butt sex mug.A well-traveled, spirited, and often irreverent online contest modeled after the CBS reality show Survivor and MTV's Jackass that made use of then-novel webcam and online video technology. It gained a large following and was nominated for a 2001 South By Southwest (a/k/a SXSW) Interactive Award. Some of its contestants (many of whom had gained notoriety for being on the Stile Project portal, had lucrative camgirl sites, or were running respectable E/N sites or blogs themselves) were interviewed by Salon and major networks. It was unfortunately and embarrassingly misappropriated (and summarily run into the ground) by Webpig, a known pervert who harassed and still is harassing underage girls online.
Why is a 35 year old Webpig still running sites that may have been edgy in 2001 but have now gone the way of the 8-track tape, and why is he still around when virtually all of the teens and Gen Y slackers that were associated with the first two incarnations of Survivorcam have wisened up and have either gone to college or are enjoying fulfilling careers?
David Lee Roth should have never replaced Howard Stern on terrestrial radio, and Webpig should have left Survivorcam alone.
When Webpig attempted a "comeback" (in quotes, because you can't really come back if you were a nobody to begin with - it's like K-Fed attempting a "comeback") in 2006 with Survivorcam V, boasting a layout that was more ghetto than Camden, NJ and a game that everyone, including atheists, was praying to "FUCKING END ALREADY", a collective yawn was heard throughout teh interweb.
David Lee Roth should have never replaced Howard Stern on terrestrial radio, and Webpig should have left Survivorcam alone.
When Webpig attempted a "comeback" (in quotes, because you can't really come back if you were a nobody to begin with - it's like K-Fed attempting a "comeback") in 2006 with Survivorcam V, boasting a layout that was more ghetto than Camden, NJ and a game that everyone, including atheists, was praying to "FUCKING END ALREADY", a collective yawn was heard throughout teh interweb.
by Silas K. January 21, 2007
Get the Survivorcam mug.In the game Battlefield 2142 players are given access to Launch Pods from either APCs or the Titan Airships.
This allows the player to be launched a limited distance in the battlemap in a short space of time towards the ground but with some control of direction.
Some players have adapted the controls for the game that allows them to cover more distance from the pod (after practice it can even be limitless).
This is normally seen as glitching and is often banned on most game servers.
Note after a patch released from DiCE (Maker of the game) this has been somewhat reduced but not completely eliminated.
This allows the player to be launched a limited distance in the battlemap in a short space of time towards the ground but with some control of direction.
Some players have adapted the controls for the game that allows them to cover more distance from the pod (after practice it can even be limitless).
This is normally seen as glitching and is often banned on most game servers.
Note after a patch released from DiCE (Maker of the game) this has been somewhat reduced but not completely eliminated.
Player 1: How did he get to the other side of the map like that?
Player 2: He Podsurfed all the way across
Player 3: Is Pod Surfing allowed??
Player 2: He Podsurfed all the way across
Player 3: Is Pod Surfing allowed??
by Dean Athow February 25, 2008
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"Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"
by Daveyboi January 30, 2008
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