Stationary Status

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".

Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."

by petepete518 August 06, 2011

Status blowback

The negative reaction by an audience to someone who displays or experiences higher status, often as a result of resentment, envy, or jealousy at the person's status.

I don't want to wear my expensive watch to meet that group because of the potential status blowback.

by Human Peacocking April 26, 2024

fan status

Fan Status is a perceived standing in reference to a rock band or professional sports team. The achievement of fan status is defined by a willingness to perform oral sex (or other sexual acts up to and including intercourse) with the members of the band or team.

She had bragged about her fan status but Kelly really proved it on the tour bus last night!

by JousterIII May 30, 2021

Slick Status

Smooth, cool, awesome, too legit too quit, fly beyond belief, pulling off what others cant

"Man, you are so fly, how do you do it"

"Just living Slick Status"

by Hollywood JAmes June 11, 2012

Chunny Status

When you get so chunny that you obtain the status of being chunny.

Yeah man can't lie I'm chunny status

by STONEDMONKEY64 December 04, 2022

big hoe status

It don’t mean that you a hoe, it just that you just fuck over shit

I’m on big hoe status

by Realrkiller June 17, 2022

Nakatory status

The point in a friendship when your perfectly happy and confident being completely naked around each other without fear of rejection. Let your hairy tacos out of their cages twats.

Gabby: um...why are you standing naked in the hallway.

Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.

Gabby: Sure, twatt.

Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.

Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.

Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status

Gabby: what's Nakatory status?

Raeya: Look it up twat.

by Kissthegirl May 29, 2013