Santa

pretty much hes a figure of Christmas, weither he ever did exsist or not, he is told to be a pretty fat old guy wit a white beard, rosy cheeks, "a belly that shakes like jelly when he laughs".. and dont forget his classic "ho-ho-ho".. hes pretty much just a reason for parents to buy presents for their kids.. something for kids to believe in..or something like that.

none really.. go to a mall around december you you'll see lots of em.

by Cecelia December 30, 2003

santa

a fake guy your parents made up to make you look forward to all year. ( just to see you smile )

me( 5 yrs old ): hi santa.

parent: im not santa

me: fuk u ( i shoot parent and take gifts )

parent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by HUMPFACE April 24, 2008

santa

santa :knock knock
child victim :whos there
santa : santa
child : santa who
santa: im a rapist

they're already sleeping so half the job is done

by kaylaashley December 29, 2003

Santa

Gin-soaked pedophile

ex:

Matt was acting like such a santa the other day my 5 year old nephew started crying when he asked if he wanted to sit on his lap.

by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 30, 2009

Santa

Santa is an old man, and wears red and white. He has a thick, white beard because he forgot to shave it. He breaks into your house, delivering presents for good boys and girls. Whilst he breaks into your house, he steals the mince pies and your dad's beer, making him obese, before creeping up to the children's room to creep on them sleeping, and fills their stockings. He must be a stalker, due to the fact, he knows wear you live, your name, and whether you have been good or not. Santa has three hoes, unlike Tiger woods.

"Santa, please may I have a pony?" "Ho. Ho. Ho. Merry Christmas ____! You have been a good little girl haven't you? Let me help myself to some of your beer, thanks."

by failingsuccess December 20, 2010

santa

I am santa. I tell all the girls to sit on santa's lap and we'll talk about what ever pops up.

Dirty boy in a santa outfit trying to score.

by Santa Clause January 16, 2004

santa

None of you have any idea about what Santa Claus really is. He was a robot created in the 24th century to decide if people have been naughty or nice and distribute presents accordingly. His standards were set too high so now he goes on a rampage every Christmas killing innocent citizens. The only person he has ever seen as "nice" was Dr. Zoidberg. Once, Bender helped him on one of his rampages.

Your missletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missle!

by Elitist January 4, 2004