Skunkbait

1.) adj: Having a stinky attitude that exudes into your everyday life, see also nipplehead

2.) noun: Bait for skunks

Quit being such a skunkbait!

by ZeroPerson March 16, 2013

splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.

Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.

by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013

skunk butt

when your friend or colleague has been farting all day

co-worker 1: holy shit! It smells like a dirty corn hole in here.

co-worker 2: yeah, Drakes been eating hard boiled eggs and cabbage since 9 o'clock

co-worker 1: yup,he's got a case of the skunk butt

by jercface April 13, 2014

spunk in trunk

To spunk in ones trunk is simply another way off explaining ejaculation from a mans penis in the anus after climaxing during anal sex. The 'spunk' left in the anal canal after the anal sex has taken place is now classed as spunk in the trunk. A man wanting anal sex with a lady (or man) may say 'I would like to spunk in your trunk'

When a male reaches climax during anal sex and ejaculates. with either a woman or another man, this is deemed a Spunk in trunk moment

by lotsofloprabbits December 7, 2013

Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.

Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.

by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014

Skunky Beaver Weave

When a woman's pubes are long and sweaty and it creates the appearance of a weave. It has a musky odor.

My girl and i were messing around in the gym. She dropped her panties and my god she had a skunky beaver weave.

by RedSonja July 19, 2015

skunk hole

An uncleaned vagina. Tends to give off a smell of a freshly ran over wood pussy.

I wouldn't go near that skunk hole with your dick.

by pocket dropping May 9, 2016