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Soldered Asshair

When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair
Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair
by Quickbrother July 25, 2019
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Souders

A slang word used for describing the pee hole for the penis
Slow down the speed of the machine Russell, you're shoving it up my Souders.
by Goofy4901 October 16, 2019
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Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.
"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife
by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020
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knee sliders

Formed pieces of hard plastic or compressed leather incorporated onto motorcycle roadracing suits to protect the suit leather from damage while cornering. The sliders are attached to the leather suit towards the outside and just below the knee area of each leg, usually with velcro.
Expert motorcycle roadracers must replace their knee sliders quite often.
by razer December 26, 2006
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Roku Spider man

When you've got the house all to yourself and can jerk off to pornhub on roku with the tv on its loudest setting. Shooting spiderweb everywhere
Alright! I've got the house to myself this evening. I can be a roku Spider man and sling Webs everywhere!
by Rokuspiderhero April 24, 2018
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Chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019
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african spider monkey

Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting
Oh shit dawg, me n' my girl were being freaky doin the African Spider Monkey
by D0gm3at August 3, 2019
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